• EmperorHenry
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        5 months ago

        and suck your own dick.

        Not to toot my own horn…But I can actually do that to myself. I discovered that talent of mine after I fell off my bike one time.

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          And landed with your dick in your mouth? I’m happy for you. I could when I was younger, but I got too phat.

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            5 months ago

            I kinda tumbled down a hill

            This one street in the town I grew up in had one side exposed to a steep down incline. A big garbage truck speed past me while I was in the bike lane and the gust of wind created by it put me off balance for a moment