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thebestaquaman@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Guess I'll die

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Guess I'll die

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thebestaquaman@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • DominicusPurple@lemmy.ml
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    you break the windows

    • arnoid@kbin.social
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      Or they would stay inside until the windows broke and then come out through them, while saying I told you so.

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    I would upgrade openssl until the fire crashes.

    • Heimchen@lemmy.ml
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      Change-alternative python to the oldest version and a shocking amount of software stops working.( Sadly even your firewall)

  • tr00st@lemmy.tr00st.co.uk
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    Once you throw a brick through your window, it becomes an ex-window system, and then we’re all good.

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    I will use wine to douse the fire.

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      Hope I have enough water in Bottles to douse the fire.

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        But the Bottles were stored in my Flat Packs and the fire burnt the Flat Packs

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    So true

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    I’ll just update my Nvidia drivers so I can’t see any more outta sight outta mind

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    find an open Arch

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