My eyepatch has been in a shoebox for the better part of a decade, but I’m beginning to feel restless. I crave the salty air.

I have a free Paramount trial for 6 months and there’s nothing interesting for me to watch. All I see is the Transformers movies and a couple of others I’ve already seen. Tubi has a better selection.

Another streaming service that was never needed and shocking going to cost more because the parent company is fucking stupid and greedy as usual.

It is so bad it is capable of breaking my network connection. I literally have to turn networking off and on at times because of their mad software. Don’t ask me how it does it. Both wifi and ethernet cable too.

Paramount Plus wouldn’t work with pihole. I completely forgot it existed after the one time I tried to watch something on it and had to immediately cancel my subscription

Welp, hopefully it doesn’t convince the guy I’m leeching off to cancel his subscription.

CANCEL IT