Critical support to… God, this is the hardest thing I’ve ever said, but…
Extremely critical support to outdoor cats in their struggle against Genocide Joe
does his campaign think this is cool
“Idk what you heard but just so everyone knows I deffinitly did not shot my pants in front of a national audience last night, just wanted to put that out there for no reason”
if they didn’t think it was cool they’d be relegated to getting coffee so nobody is going to say it’s dumb out loud
Yes. It was a pre-rehearsed line that he almost fumbled and then they started blasting on social media right away.
This was supposed to be his ‘I was that little girl’ moment. But it’s shit, a phrase that makes him sound like he’s stuck in the 1920s, and lots of people like alleycats.
Actually he spent 90 minutes mumbling incoherent sentence fragments and bringing up his worst issues in questions about his strongest issues.
Wow so he punches down on stray cats too? Looking real shitty today Joe!
hahaha pouring one out for the nepo baby interns running the account trying desperately to salvage anything from last night
Sadder; that was a pre-planned line that had been rehearsed at Camp David to be a Kamala 'I Was That Little Girl’s moment.
hahahahah
Yes, Joe, come out as a cat hater after all this other shit. That will win you the election.
I kinda wish The Internet had done that Morbius thing, where we all pretend to like something to mock it, but the suits don’t get it’s a joke.
In this case, popularizing the various zombie noises that Biden emitted, just to see what kind of shoe-horned attempts at a catchphrase they come up with:
“Do Trump’s antics leave you gasping? old man Biden wheeze Well let’s do something about that!”
but it’s 
passing 
on their way to/from the animal shelterintolerable prejudice against unhoused cats
Referencing alley cats is greaser coded. He’s going back to his youth
Orange, no decorum, acts like an alley cat.
Trump is Heathcliff confirmed.
