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MinguPingu@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

don't touch me I'm sterile

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don't touch me I'm sterile

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MinguPingu@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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    If you walk into a bar and the bartender takes a shot of tequila with you, you’d both be fine.

    If the bartender takes a shot of tequila with everyone who enters the bar, every visitor would be fine and the bartender would be dead.

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      *if

      Other than that, this is exactly why they dont stay around. Its all about the doses and how much you get over time

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        Thanks!

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    It’s to do with exposure, the doctor does it all day, you get a couple in your lifetime.

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      I’ve had about 16 lifetimes then…

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        Nice knowing you

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        Fantastic.

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