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minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up71arrow-down1·5 months agoI swear it’s easier to get a toddler out the door than my wife.
minus-squareCrackhappy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·5 months agoHopefully they’re both yeetable
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·5 months agoMy wife is not yeetable.
minus-squarecoffinwoodlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·5 months agoCan I interest you in a very nice Trebuchet?
minus-squarerustydomino@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5 months agoCareful there. You may not wish to insinuate that his wife is 90 kg.
minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·5 months agoSimple catapult it is then A rare case, in fact the first I’ve heard where it’s preferable (unfortunately not a ranged weapons expert though)
minus-squareGeometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoWives under 90kg are weighed at tue maternity ward.
minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·5 months agoWhy was I reminded of this
minus-squaredufkm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·5 months agoWhen a toddler is finally all dressed up and ready to go, they invariably suddenly need a diaper change. Is it the same with your wife?
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 months agoNo, I always remind her to pee first.
I swear it’s easier to get a toddler out the door than my wife.
Hopefully they’re both yeetable
My wife is not yeetable.
Can I interest you in a very nice Trebuchet?
Careful there. You may not wish to insinuate that his wife is 90 kg.
Simple catapult it is then
A rare case, in fact the first I’ve heard where it’s preferable (unfortunately not a ranged weapons expert though)
Wives under 90kg are weighed at tue maternity ward.
Why was I reminded of this
When a toddler is finally all dressed up and ready to go, they invariably suddenly need a diaper change. Is it the same with your wife?
No, I always remind her to pee first.