Long tailed jack rabbit.

Of course it’s mid leap making it look distorted and strange. To compare, look at a standard toad resting and then watch as it contorts upon leaping into something near indistinguishable from its resting form.

That deer looks like it has rabies

You’ve spent too much time at the burn pits. That definitely doesn’t exist.

It’s a giant rodent riding an invisible quad bike.

That’s a really big bouncy mouse, duh.

It hit me then bounced away!

A featherless biped