You hear some chud biker behind you yelling “Fuck yea disturbbeddd!!!” His breath smells of cheap vodka.
I draw my great sword.
this is not a situation I will ever find myself in
land of confusionwell yeah that’s what I would expect at a disturbed concert
Not me, I show up at a concert low as balls.
That sounds like an inguinal hernia.
I’m going to be honest, I have no idea what cheap vodka smells like compared to expensive vodka. How do you tell the difference?
One just has a harsher rubbing alcohol smell than usual. Gives you a hangover just from inhaling the fumes
As someone who drinks good vodka straight, that cheap stuff is awful. Like nail polish remover, almost.
Okay Mr money 💰
I’m kidding, he’s not wrong I don’t drink good vodka, but I get bartons and it’s absolutely foul
Was teasing you bud, you know me. God you.described cheap vodka perfectly though
Oh, I naturally assumed so. I’m not much of a drinker so luckily a $30-40 bottle of vodka lasts me a year.
Well, I heard people can’t tell the difference if they are drunk enough.
THE SOUND OF SILENCE BEGINS TO PLAY
“Hello Darkness My old friend…”
I am forced to assume everyone is a non-chud until proven otherwise as a coping mechanism for living in an utterly evil society, so I smile at his enthusiasm and maybe chat with him until he starts telling me about how the Jewish alien demon lizards are going to come for my children
No. No I do not.
I’m eating another edible cookie. Y’all want one?
And that’s when you realize this is why the terrorists hate us: because of our freedom.
my dad took me to a kid rock concert when i was 14/15 and made me do drugs with him so i guess it’s kinda the same
I love all vodkas, both cheap and free.
many such cases
I look behind me slowly… my mouth agape in confusion… too stoned to react to it
