Clothes for dudes basically comes down to t-shirts and trousers. And for shirts, one’s mostly limited to brands, bands, and sports teams. Or, even fucking worse, some pithy comment like “not married and happy”, or “have drink, me good”, or whatever the feck people find clever these days. I oftentimes default to the H&M look, as it’s the least corny looking style I see, and that’s not saying much.

Women’s clothes have all these cute tops with no shit written on it. There’s more variation in colours and shape. You can mix it up by having a half top (whatever you call those). Don’t want to wear a top and trousers that day, then wear a dress or a skirt.

Obviously the huge advantage of being a guy is that you can be ugly af, indeed I am an ugly fecking dude, and you’re accepted. I assume it’s harder for women in this regard, let me know if I’m wrong.

  • egg1918 [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    4 months ago

    Professional clothes for men: button down shirt tucked into dress pants

    Professional clothes for women: we got dresses, skirts, a billion different variations of pants, we got shorts, we got short sleeve shirts, long sleeve shirts, NO sleeve shirts.

    But yeah lemme choose between a fucking blue or white button down shirt and pants. Guy clothes are so fucking boring

    • ButtBidet [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      4 months ago

      I am just being contrarian, but at least I don’t have to think about what to wear when I go to work. And as long as you replace your shirts, trousers, and tie every 2 years, you’re usually the best dressed guy in the office. I am a lot more open to feminine colours now tho. I have shirts and ties that are pink, purple, and red.