so this evening I needed to remember to fix the couch cushions, and change my cats’ water, so I start saying “couch, cat water” out loud because I’m pretty high and when I walk through doorways I can literally forget that I’m in the middle of a conversation on the phone.

anyway, so I’m walking around talking about couch cat water couch cat water couch cat water couch cat water couch cat water catch water catch water catch water

I arrive at the sink. what the fuck sort of task is “catch water”?