Oh no who could have predicted this? Not the people who have access to the budget and are paid to scrutinize it, oh no, not them!

The entire fucking point of the official opposition party is to act as a government-in-waiting. That includes producing shadow budgets. That’s the bare fucking minimum level of effort they could be putting in. And they didn’t.

Fuck Starmer, fuck his sycophants, and fuck New Labour. The Diet Tories are just going to do what the Tories would do, but be very polite about it.