Instead of: “Android.”

Say: "An open source Android (AOSP)-based operating system such as LineageOS for microG or other similar FOSS projects that fully circumvent Google Play Services."

You know, like a normal person.

I can see this being interpreted as making them more productive, and in some cases that might even be true.

Bold you to assume that executives do anything productive.

I played myself with this gag.

Please add a domestic abuse content warning.

That’s kind of the point, though: “AI” is just very expensive autocorrect that will tell you what you tell it to tell you.

Aquamancy so I can surf to travel anywhere I want to go and wear shades 24/7 and say “tubular!”

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I’m pretty sure most other countries just use paper ballots and those are fine.

They do, and they are. There are better ways of doing it with computers, but we sure as hell don’t use any of them throughout the empire. Doing secure, fast, and accurate digital voting is a solved problem.

I read it. Accept the fact that you didn’t like the shitpost and move on. There no L’s to be taken in the shitpost office.

she lost

I appropriated your gag. Sorry, comrade.

How do you not understand this yet? Harris did not lose! Instead, voters failed her! If voters got better at voting we’d have our third woman President by now. 💅🏻

HASAN DOESNT HAVE THE BALLS TO GRILL HIM

You have to admit, it’s kind of weird how whitey only goes to the moon when they’re scared shitless of falling behind on missile technology, and need to pump up aerospace engineering enrollment numbers.

Yes that thing. Thank you! Very busy week.

Oh no election

I’ll look into it after the weekend. Got a lot going on, and editing from a cell phone sucks.

Send me a reminder on Tuesday or Wednesday?

Welcome to the revolution, fellow Tankie.

It’s not my fault America still isn’t ready for their first woman President. In 2024 I voted for Hillary Rodham Clinton in all six states I’m registered in!

IT’S HER TURN