Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to The Internet in Ancient Times@lemmy.world · 2 months agoLooking to host orgy. Have 1 ox. Willing to trade.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up192arrow-down12
arrow-up190arrow-down1imageLooking to host orgy. Have 1 ox. Willing to trade.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to The Internet in Ancient Times@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoI won’t be happy until I get to do a five-person manpile. Now who’s going to trade me for this ox?
minus-squareMachineFab812linkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoWhere you at that that’s an even slightly difficult ask? If such were my goal, I could make it happen just by asking customers in a single shift at my day-job. I would end up job-less, but thoroughly used, promise.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoAll jobs are day jobs. Do you expect people to plow fields by tallow light?!
minus-squareMachineFab812linkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoStrangely, I could probably get five dudes together for that just as easilly. Lotsa masochists and gullible schmucks around here.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoYeah, but then you need to have someone watch the ox so it doesn’t get away during the orgy.
minus-squareMachineFab812linkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoThe ox was traded for four+ dudes plowing the field by tallow light.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoPlowing will definitely be going on.
I won’t be happy until I get to do a five-person manpile. Now who’s going to trade me for this ox?
Where you at that that’s an even slightly difficult ask? If such were my goal, I could make it happen just by asking customers in a single shift at my day-job. I would end up job-less, but thoroughly used, promise.
All jobs are day jobs. Do you expect people to plow fields by tallow light?!
Strangely, I could probably get five dudes together for that just as easilly. Lotsa masochists and gullible schmucks around here.
Yeah, but then you need to have someone watch the ox so it doesn’t get away during the orgy.
The ox was traded for four+ dudes plowing the field by tallow light.
Plowing will definitely be going on.