• Ildsaye [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    3 months ago

    US SENATOR: Foreign campaign funds? I thought you guys were our allies.

    ISRAELI CIVIL SOCIETY ORG DIRECTOR: Mhmhm Yeees, that’s what we wanted you to think! presses button embedded in his desk

    ISRAELI CIVIL SOCIETY ORG DIRECTOR’s name card flips over with the sound of a motorized whir, revealing that his name is actually VLADIMIR PUTIN