EndMilkInCrisps [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agoIs this what you guys mean with beanis?hexbear.netexternal-linkmessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1104arrow-down11
arrow-up1103arrow-down1external-linkIs this what you guys mean with beanis?hexbear.netEndMilkInCrisps [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-squaredead [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up83·3 months agoI read the comments. The OP says she asked her mother about the bean jar after making the thread. The mother said that whenever her and the father had sex they would place 1 bean into a mason jar to count the number of times they had sex.
minus-squaredannoffs [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up103·3 months agoThis is exactly the lie I’d tell my child if they asked about my fuck beans.
minus-squareFindom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·3 months ago
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·3 months agoThat’s way more wholesome than what I had in mind.
minus-squareAndJusticeForAll [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·3 months agoWhat happens when the jar is filled?
minus-squareQuillcrestFalconer [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·3 months agoThey make chilli
minus-squareMaoTheLawn [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·3 months agothey were putting beans in their asses weren’t they
I read the comments. The OP says she asked her mother about the bean jar after making the thread. The mother said that whenever her and the father had sex they would place 1 bean into a mason jar to count the number of times they had sex.
This is exactly the lie I’d tell my child if they asked about my fuck beans.
That’s way more wholesome than what I had in mind.
What happens when the jar is filled?
They make chilli
They make a new chilid
they were putting beans in their asses weren’t they