The OP posted about the “most British response to a description of a bahn mi” but that was then topped by the most gammon-face eel-brained British response possible. 
Sometimes the dunks come from inside the dunk tank!
CW: meat
You got a licence for this photo of the prime minister?
The dunks really were coming from inside the house the whole time. damn.
Tur-dunk-en
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Me too; the OMG DALEKS OMG SONIC SCREWDRIVER teaboo era of
was enough. It was especially bad when they started using a four letter c-word, under pretense of how chummy and friendly it was to say in far off Merrye Olde England, as a misogynistic rage word against feeemales that upset them and men they saw as not masculine enough. 
teaboo
I’ve not seen this one yet. I’m saving it.
If you want a proper “whatever language this is” response to that ultimate-tier Reddit-brained teaboo smuglord, here it is:
NOOOOO YOU CAN’T ADD SPICES LIKE THAT in… whatever flavor that is. In that respect the gammon is indeed horrifically, terribly gammon. beans on toast, please, if you want him to be able to eat it.
Dunks within dunks.
Corn cob moment
Crirical support to Climate Change for accelerating the demise of TERF Island. Good luck to all of the comrades there.
Every time I hate
I remember that TERF island is somehow worse. cannot end soon enoughI think i understand the point of the old rule 8 even better now
