IT IS HOT, FOLKS, THE HOTTEST, BELIEVE ME, TO GET A TATTOO OF THE GRADUALLY DRYING WET BOY. IT WILL GET YOU LAID THE BEST. BELIEVE ME. YOUR DATES WILL SAY “SIR, SIR, THIS IS A VERY HOT TATTOO” 
IT IS HOT, FOLKS, THE HOTTEST, BELIEVE ME, TO GET A TATTOO OF THE GRADUALLY DRYING WET BOY. IT WILL GET YOU LAID THE BEST. BELIEVE ME. YOUR DATES WILL SAY “SIR, SIR, THIS IS A VERY HOT TATTOO”
What’s up with the flag here? Is it supposed to look like Trump is holding it? Is he bending a flagpole with his mighty McNuggies™-powered strength? In the original photo, it’s just a flag that’s waving above Trump, so I guess the tattooist took some liberties, but it looks like ass.