Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 3 months ago"What is a woman?"locklemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square266fedilinkarrow-up11.15Karrow-down172
arrow-up11.08Karrow-down1external-link"What is a woman?"locklemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square266fedilink
minus-squareSandbagTiara2816@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up260arrow-down5·3 months agoMy personal favorite response to that question is “a person who covers their drink when you enter the room”
minus-squaresatanmat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up78arrow-down5·edit-23 months agoI’m stealing both of these. Also trying to workshop:: Oh they don’t have them on your planet?
minus-squareL0rdMathias@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up59·3 months agoI like it, but that’s like a 1960s sitcom tier insult. It’s too cute to infuriate.
minus-squareMossy Feathers (She/They)@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up33arrow-down2·3 months agoThey have 1960s sitcom mentality. Wouldn’t hurt to give it a try.
minus-squarebender223@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23arrow-down3·3 months agohow about, “a person who doesn’t want to have sex with you.”
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up37arrow-down1·3 months agoThat doesn’t work. I’m sure plenty of queer men would be too disgusted by them to want to have sex with them either.
minus-squareTheWorldRolledMe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·3 months agoWhat about ‘I’ll ask your mom what she thinks when I see her tonight’?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·3 months agoBetter: “I’ll ask your dad what she thinks when I see her tonight.”
minus-squareenkers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoPuerile, but it’s well catered to the audience.
minus-squareGork@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up40arrow-down2·3 months ago“Someone who chooses the bear over you.”
My personal favorite response to that question is “a person who covers their drink when you enter the room”
I’m stealing both of these.
Also trying to workshop::
Oh they don’t have them on your planet?
I like it, but that’s like a 1960s sitcom tier insult. It’s too cute to infuriate.
They have 1960s sitcom mentality. Wouldn’t hurt to give it a try.
how about, “a person who doesn’t want to have sex with you.”
That doesn’t work. I’m sure plenty of queer men would be too disgusted by them to want to have sex with them either.
What about ‘I’ll ask your mom what she thinks when I see her tonight’?
Better: “I’ll ask your dad what she thinks when I see her tonight.”
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Thank you flyingSquid. Perfect.
Puerile, but it’s well catered to the audience.
“Someone who chooses the bear over you.”