PC case ass bike
Alienware bike
ngl i kinda like the necron bike
You like it now, but not when you’re being flayed by one of those flaying thingies what flays you
don’t threaten me with an even nuder time
I wanna ride it around and pretend I’m in Tron
love these newer e-bikes where the pedals are truly vestigial, a fig leaf obscuring that they’re just lightweight electric motorcycles
The DUI-mobiles
the pedals are completely vestigial on these non-adjustable flat saddle e-mopeds
@7bicycles@hexbear.net what do u think of this monstrosity?
Dig the glowing spokes but this is somebody bolting cranks to a motorcross bike so I don’t consider it a bicycle
What if cool, good, and useful machine that makes traveling easier and is lower impact exercise than walking… but now it’s weighed down with greebles and probably more waste in its production and use?
This is the opposite of ergonomic, but even so I want it.
can you pop a wheelie with this? can you give it so much throttle that it flips over?
What would be the point of a motorbike if it couldn’t do that?