Meh going on 20 years together, we keep the farts outside and the bathroom door shut.
Of course in that time we’ve seen it all, such as helping the other during a terrible flu or post surgery or food poisoning. It’s not like poop doesn’t happen, we just don’t make it “normal” to do bathroom stuff in front of each other.
Some privacy works for us
Fats outside like you actually go outside to fart?
At least of the room, I generally just go to the bathroom. If it’s a nice day, sure, why not step on the back porch?
Hah that’s funny
Just don’t want my wife’s day to smell like the literal inside of my asshole
wife’s day
What do you mean
I don’t want her to go through her day with the inside of my asshole as the aroma
Your farts have some serious staying power. Mine linger only a few minutes, it’s disappointing
Agreed. I just posted pretty much the same thing before seeing your reply.
Like, if my wife farted in front of me I wouldn’t be rude, or shame her or something. We just are both aligned that that isn’t a team sport lol
2nd panel: Wife taking a shit, me standing right next to her “Check out this meme.” “Heh.”
Yeah no not in a million years, I’m not a farm animal
Almost 16 years, still nope. Not going to happen.
I hate that you can’t see the door from the toilet in this
Sorry, no. I’ve been with my wife for 20 years and I’ve never even heard her fart. I like it that way. I guess some of you guys have different boundaries, but pooping in private is a big one for me.
Gotta admit. It’s kinda weird how much some people lean into shit and flatulence and poop etc. like they seem to be very comfortable to the extent that they really want the world to be more shitty than it needs to be.
I’d get such a sore stomach from having to hide my farts at home
Just step into the bathroom, or outside.
I’ve never even heard her fat
That’s what I meant
Door shut for me. My poops smell awful, and I don’t want the cats rubbing against me when I’m trying to poop and one time, they tried to bat at my piss stream.
