lol he was shot at again, this time while he was playing golf.

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    4 days ago

    News from the future

    “Trump was uninjured after Secret Service agents pushed him to the ground for safety after a loud ‘explosions’ were heard.” Sometime later “It has been determined that children were setting off fireworks in the vicinity…” And they interview some MAGA doofus. “They say it was fireworks like bottle rockets. I know what I heard. It wasn’t fffffffttt it was fffffffgrtt. It was Iran.”