Flying Squid@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 2 months agoNew York police arrest teen after subway train taken for joyridewww.bbc.comexternal-linkmessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1144arrow-down16file-textcross-posted to: weirdnews@real.lemmy.fanglobalnews@lemmy.zip
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minus-squarekrelvar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up54arrow-down1·2 months agoFirst off, epic joyride. That’s how you end up with a nickname you get to explain when you’re 50. Second off, we keep saying more people should take public transportation, and I feel this arrest sends a mixed message.
minus-squareunexposedhazardlinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down5·2 months agoThe nickname would be a less fun one if she had killed a bunch of people. Luckily she didnt.
minus-squarekrelvar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 months agoEither way the nickname should be “Subway”. “Did you meet Subway?” “… What?” “You gotta hear this story, dude! Gramma, tell Ricky your story!” “Did you meet The Subway Murderer? Dude, don’t fuck with her, she runs this cell block.”
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months ago“Pink Joyride” would be pretty good too. Surveillance images released by police showed one suspect dressed fully in pink - including a shower cap…
minus-squareEmpathicVagrant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoThe conductor just called, she’s going to drop by later on
minus-squareEldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoYou’re right - only the NYPD should be killing groups of people on the subway.
First off, epic joyride. That’s how you end up with a nickname you get to explain when you’re 50.
Second off, we keep saying more people should take public transportation, and I feel this arrest sends a mixed message.
The nickname would be a less fun one if she had killed a bunch of people. Luckily she didnt.
Either way the nickname should be “Subway”.
“Did you meet Subway?” “… What?” “You gotta hear this story, dude! Gramma, tell Ricky your story!”
“Did you meet The Subway Murderer? Dude, don’t fuck with her, she runs this cell block.”
“Pink Joyride” would be pretty good too.
The conductor just called, she’s going to drop by later on
You’re right - only the NYPD should be killing groups of people on the subway.