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Pineapple and kiwifruit: let’s see how YOU like getting digested idiot
Potatoes, meanwhile, becoming an Eldritch horror:
Biblically accurate potato
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Cherry tomato: “Haha just try to add me to that salad fork!”
Chilli peppers: I’m not going down without a fight, motherfucker.
invent chemical to make bugs stop eating you
weird masochistic apes start eating you instead
Those apes invent toilets to never return your seeds to the uncultivated earth again.
"You may think I was defeated, but just wait for my spicy hand residue to strike
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in a lot of ways they do, but we have evolved our own countermeasures and made this process called “cooking” to disarm a lot of the dirty tricks plants have come up with
