I make one at work, and it confusing as hell to me. For those of you who don’t know, a club sandwich standardly contains lettuce, tomato, ham, turkey, bacon, and some sort of mayo based sauce. Its gimmick is that it’s a sandwich on top of a sandwich, using 3 pieces of bread instead of the standard 2. Instead of being something that you can realistically take a bite of, the club sandwich specializes in being absolutely fucking impossible to take a bite out of. Do club sandwich enjoyers just completely unhinge their jaw and schmack like they’re in Scooby Doo? What does the third piece of bread even add to the sandwich other than more height? Why don’t you add a 4th piece of bread and just have 2 sandwiches?

At work, we cut them in quarters and put sticks through 2 quarters, making a kebab of sandwich. I literally cannot imagine how these fuckers eating this are doing it. Eating a sandwich like corn on the cob is a disturbing thought, but possible. This is one of the dumbest pieces of food I can ever imagine

  • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    3 months ago

    I take a big bite yim yum idk maybe i have snake mouth but i just squeeze it down like any other big sandwich

    What does the third piece of bread even add to the sandwich other than more height?

    Cronchy

    Why don’t you add a 4th piece of bread and just have 2 sandwiches?

    I can only imagine eating one at a restaurant so probably 2 sandwiches would cost more. I don’t see why you couldn’t do a “2 sandwiches and fries” combo instead though that sounds fine.