I never got a thingy can i use yours? I yearn to be vapour

this movie is boring and racist!

many such cases

Women hold up half the sky, men hold up half the island

Context pls

Been here for years and still haven’t been called a bigot. Skill issue

Earth is just gods way of one-upping satan by making a worse hell. People keep saying the ironic torture is still better than their earth job and they also don’t have to worry about rent

Lion looking at this picture like it’s one of those pictures of a snake blending into a hiking trail…

I hate when the things I say to pretend to be comically ill informed to get a reaction are said in earnest…

“How do people who don’t speak english understand what eachother is saying? Doesn’t even sound like words to me”

Another one to retire for being too plausible I guess

Let’s imagine, for a moment, a button. Above this button is a number.

If you press the button, everyone on earth with a calculable net worth above that number is instantly turned into bark mulch.

What’s the lowest number where you still hit the button?

At first i thought 1 million but i figure a lot of little old ladies who inhereted their house from their dead husbands might get got because of how inflated the housing market is…

‘Haha, damn that’s crazy’

I never read the books and watched the series with my partner who’d already seen it all.

There’s a lot of foreshadowing about her going coocoo-bananas tbh it’s been a while but I was aware of the criticism of the ending season going in.

That being said there’s a lot of really silly teleporting armies and logistical inconsistency in that last bit. Plus the dragon who got shot from below at the apex of the bolt’s trajectory was soooooooooo bad. There’s no magical physics in westeros as far as i could tell.

The old premade cake mixes had you only add water. Asking consumers to add an egg as well made it feel more like baking and led to increased sales

Researchers return after a week and I’m still doing cool gun poses in the mirror pretending to be various characters. No signs of mental degradation

Getting a very serious response of ‘no’ with a diagram explaining the effects a human body would have on aerodynamics and maneuvering ability.

Can owls have chocolate? Better give them all to me just in case

I’ve been doing this with stellaris but I’m also pretty new so pepper in some instances of losing horribly before i finish the day

Which chunk?

I operate on a self-identification system and accept one of each subcategory of any identity. I am not the arbiter of what constitutes a disability the same as I’m not of gender or any other

Is there a way to argue against:

“I had to pay for X, so why shouldn’t the kids have to pay for it too?”

that doesn’t boil down to ‘someone else getting a thing doesn’t take anything away from you’?

because there’s a certain type of person who can’t comprehend this