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minus-squareadavis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·3 months agoHippos are herbivores. They only kill tourists for fun.
minus-squareMonument@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 months agoThat’s ridiculous and was clearly shown to be false by my joke. Obviously, hippos evolved so their poop was irresistible to tourists. This is something my joke mentions to explain why hippos are always attacking tourists.
minus-squareTankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoYou joke, but some animals are psychopaths. I remember a news years ago of a seal raping a penguin. /r/JustLikeUs
minus-squareeyes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoIt’s important for their mental enrichment.
Hippos are herbivores. They only kill tourists for fun.
That’s ridiculous and was clearly shown to be false by my joke.
Obviously, hippos evolved so their poop was irresistible to tourists. This is something my joke mentions to explain why hippos are always attacking tourists.
You joke, but some animals are psychopaths. I remember a news years ago of a seal raping a penguin.
/r/JustLikeUs
It’s important for their mental enrichment.