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Triumph of the Hill
Haha I outlived another Nazi today is beautiful.
part of a 30-person group
tripped
Ain’t No Mountain Heil Enough
Someone with a disposable account post this in r/MadeMeSmile and see what happens
But when the hiking group went to descend from the peak, named Störhaus, Andreas M slipped on a wet root and stumbled 200ft through partly vertical rocky terrain down to the Dongus-Marterl, where he lay fatally injured on the path.
Dongus-Marterl
A talking bunny was observed putting a banana peel in his path mere minutes earlier.
I was convinced this was about the same person while looking for a non news article until I saw the date.
Tfw Hitler’s favorite mountain has done more to fight nazis than you
Ack Mein Leben I’m falling to my death!!
Anotha kkkrakkka down
A thousand Balkans upon the DeutSSchit nation
I V
If the DDR was not meant to be then the next best thing is splitting Germany into the territories of the HRE
Ach! Hans, run! It’s the ground!
There is a non zero chance that Elon mourns his loss
Infinite dead nazi mourning upon
“Mein Fuhrer, I can Valk!”
Apparently you can’t, bro
Not all monsters pass away peacefully, surrounded by loved ones, after living a hundred years
Infinite dancing lobsters upon this clown
rip bozo
Even the mountain was like “Ew, no”
RIP Bozo