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arrow-up11.07Karrow-down1imageWorking class hero.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Star Wars Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square99fedilinkcross-posted to: lemmydirectory@lemmy.dbzer0.com
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up82arrow-down2·1 month ago“Bruh, we’re trying to get this project done on time and under budget, talking about space magic isn’t going to-”
minus-squareDaddleDew@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·1 month ago“we need to stop cutting corners and put a cover over that hole that blows up the whole station if someone drops a rock in it”
minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 month agoYou seem to have too much time to waste. Here, I’ve just cut your jira ticket deadline by a week. Pray I don’t cut it further.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoDon’t be silly, every moon-sized station has a hole that destroys the entire structure if someone drops a rock in there. That’s the way it’s always been done. That is industry best practices according to our stakeholders.
minus-squarezeekaran@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·1 month agoPretty sure no one in that room even knew the hole existed.
minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·1 month agoVadey-poo weweaseee himmm
“Bruh, we’re trying to get this project done on time and under budget, talking about space magic isn’t going to-”
“we need to stop cutting corners and put a cover over that hole that blows up the whole station if someone drops a rock in it”
You seem to have too much time to waste. Here, I’ve just cut your jira ticket deadline by a week. Pray I don’t cut it further.
We will reconvene this meeting at 5:20.
Don’t be silly, every moon-sized station has a hole that destroys the entire structure if someone drops a rock in there. That’s the way it’s always been done. That is industry best practices according to our stakeholders.
thats just venting
These puns are exhausting.
Pretty sure no one in that room even knew the hole existed.
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Vadey-poo weweaseee himmm