• NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    Laws are optional in America*

    *Terms and conditions apply. Poor people not eligible. Large sums of money due at signing. Brown people subject to extreme scrutiny.

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      27 days ago

      †Large sums of money not necessary if you can convince a couple banks you are worth large sums of money.

      ‡The threat of crippling high powered lawyer-based lawsuit still applies.