Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 1 month agoThis counts as wholesome, right?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1558arrow-down111
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minus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down3·1 month agoTed Cruz is count Dracula
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·1 month agoCan’t be. Stoker described Dracula as a tall, thin, pale, white-haired man with a long mustache. Ted Cruz is a short, fat, light brown man with grey hair and an ugly beard. Maybe he’s Renfield.
minus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down5·1 month agoDoesn’t matter, I’d still fuck Ted Cruzs Dracula lookin ass up, down, and sideways.
minus-squareNielsBohron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoThis comment chain is a wild ride…
minus-squarecm0002@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoNah, Dracula is actually cool Ted Cruz is a walking turd
minus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down3·1 month agoI wonder what his orgasms sounds like
Ted Cruz is count Dracula
Can’t be. Stoker described Dracula as a tall, thin, pale, white-haired man with a long mustache.
Ted Cruz is a short, fat, light brown man with grey hair and an ugly beard.
Maybe he’s Renfield.
Doesn’t matter, I’d still fuck Ted Cruzs Dracula lookin ass up, down, and sideways.
This comment chain is a wild ride…
Nah, Dracula is actually cool
Ted Cruz is a walking turd
I wonder what his orgasms sounds like
Why are you like this
Lol