lnxtx (xe/xem/xyr)@feddit.nl to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoFraudsters steal 22 tonnes of high-value cheddarwww.bbc.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1236arrow-down13file-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.mlandfinally@feddit.ukhackernews@lemmy.bestiver.se
arrow-up1233arrow-down1external-linkFraudsters steal 22 tonnes of high-value cheddarwww.bbc.co.uklnxtx (xe/xem/xyr)@feddit.nl to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square26fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.mlandfinally@feddit.ukhackernews@lemmy.bestiver.se
minus-squareryan213@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39arrow-down1·2 months ago[me to the getaway driver] let’s cheese it! [driver kicks me to the curb at the police station]
minus-squarei_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoI don’t think they heard you, they already got a whey.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoIf they keep escaping they may have established a cottage industy.
[me to the getaway driver] let’s cheese it!
[driver kicks me to the curb at the police station]
Curd you not
They made a quick Gouda way
Gotta make that cheddar.
Even if it becomes a crime brie.
I don’t think they heard you, they already got a whey.
If they keep escaping they may have established a cottage industy.