Lussy [any, hy/hym]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoWhy read Settlers when you can just read Fanon?message-squaremessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down10
arrow-up135arrow-down1message-squareWhy read Settlers when you can just read Fanon?Lussy [any, hy/hym]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square47fedilink
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 months agowhy watch dune when you can scroll hexbear?
minus-squareManFreakBeast [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoWhy scroll HexBear when you can read Settlers?
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoWhy read Settlers when you can read Fanon?
minus-squareManFreakBeast [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoWhy read Fanon when you can jerk it?
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoWhy jerk it when you can go on a nature walk?
minus-squareManFreakBeast [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoWhy go on a nature walk when you can go on a nature walk and jerk it?
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoWhy go on a nature walk and jerk it when you can get put in timeout by the volcel vanguard and be forced to look at cute cat pictures for a fortnight.
minus-squareManFreakBeast [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoWhy be forced to look at cute cat pics when you can be forced to look at cute catgirl pics
minus-squareSangria [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-22 months agoRemoved by mod
why watch dune when you can scroll hexbear?
Why scroll HexBear when you can read Settlers?
Why read Settlers when you can read Fanon?
Why read Fanon when you can jerk it?
Why jerk it when you can go on a nature walk?
Why go on a nature walk when you can go on a nature walk and jerk it?
Why go on a nature walk and jerk it when you can get put in timeout by the volcel vanguard and be forced to look at cute cat pictures for a fortnight.
Why be forced to look at cute cat pics when you can be forced to look at cute catgirl pics
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