I’m 80% sure this reddit post itself is written by chatgpt, it’s way too chirpy and nobody actually talks like the last paragraph
AI running professional grifters and bullshitters out of a job.
As someone who has read the entire Bible in a past life: a LLM summary would have been better for most of it tbh
There were more than a few prayers in which I apologized to God Almighty for completely losing interest while reading the Holy Word that he worked so hard on
More Bill Hicks commenting on current events 30 years ago…
They believe the bible is the exact word of God – Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh?
“I think what God meant to say…”
I have never been that confident.
Next we have a bible out called ‘The New Living Bible’, it’s the bible in updated and modern English. I guess to make it more palatable for people to read. But its really weird, when you listen to it.
“And Jesus walked on water. And Peter said, ‘Awesome!'”
Suddenly we got Jesus hanging ten across the Sea of Galilee. Christ’s Bogus Adventure, you know. Deuteronomy 90210, you know.I know that effectively this is just the machine cobbling together a pastiche of real people’s interpretations; nonetheless, to my Christian upbringing, this feels satanic.
Butlerian Jihad intensifies
Vatican III but it’s doing away with the local-language mass in favor of Reddit-english because that’s the only language parishioners understand.
r/unpopular opinion: I’m just going to say it. Jesus died for your sins.
Edit: did not expect this response. Thanks for all the gold kind strangers
say what you want about Islam, but at least they stick to the Quran in it’s original unmodified Arabic.
least protestant american
Death to America
To be fair, insane protestant religious fanatics improved things in middle america at least once, back when Kansas was becoming a state.
160 years ago. Slow clap
Its a proof of concept! Here’s Hoping for like a quaker jihad against the state.
“We’re going to have so many meetings!”
We… We actually did get that from them, kind of directly.
I use chatgpt for all my posts.
what are we @Bureaucrat@hexbear.net if not a large language model made of physical people
This person reinvented the reformation, (shitty) printing press and all.
Also uses more of everything and will kill us all.
I don’t trust a televangelist until they get caught doing meth and fuckin dudes.
GodGPT
I am all for shitting on conservatives but honestly I don’t see any evil intentions here
it’s kinda mean to make fun of this person for this
there no evil intent when the clowns who don’t “believe in” blood transfusions get their own children killed either
what happens when hallucinated machine god tells that guy to eat some mushrooms?
It reads like an ad written by some Silicon Valley ghoul trying to get Christian bazingas on board with AI language learning models. If you look at it from the perspective of “someone was paid to write this,” it becomes infinitely more evil.
There’s no religion past present or future who wouldn’t consider this person to deserve hell for what they are doing
IIRC cherry picking the Bible was completely fine in Christian fundamentalism, because they considered that the Bible was free from error, every word was literal truth (storehouse of facts even in geology, biology, etc.), and was intended for the reader now as opposed to the reader when it was written (so context isn’t needed).
Well, Christianity usually bad, LLM’s usually horrible, its just all our fav hateables bunched up real tight. Its not like they’re reading this.
