This is not a bit. Dead serious. There is a luxurious hotel suite for a long weekend with whatever food, treats, toys and equipment you both request.

They are you from another reality where some mundane event is slightly different on the other side of the solar system yet to reach us. They are not a clone or time traveller. Everyone goes back to their own reality at the end. They are you with all of the benefits no complications or ethical questions.

And just in case no they cannot be gender swapped. (Curious why you might ask this? Hmm)

Do you have sex?

You can do other stuff of course if so comment. I love my ace comrades.

    • Speaker [e/em/eir]@hexbear.netEnglish
      6·
      19 hours ago

      Honestly, this makes it worse.

      • I can already masturbate perfectly, shipping that work out to a second body just seems redundant.
      • They’re you, so their otherwise disarming or embarrassing sex farts are just yours, ventriloquized, so they’re less funny.
      • The sexual tension never has room to breathe, so it just builds and builds without respite because no one does anything to disrupt the tempo.
      • You already know about your bad knee, the erogenous zones are already mapped, it’s an overall dull experience of zero discovery.
      • If you like to do side stuff, at some point you’ll have to entirely change places on your sex surface so you can both have a turn on your preferred side.

      And these are just the first things to come to mind.

      • mudpuppy [it/its, she/her]@hexbear.netEnglish
        3·
        19 hours ago

        i don’t have any interest in actual sex, just kinks which are sort of dependent on having two people. i really like getting tied up and beat up, and i can’t do that on my own. what i call sex is just assault or torture to most outside observers, i don’t even want any clothes to come off. i would expect to just take turns, it’s not a big deal. if i’m hitting someone else, i’m always worrying about their limits and what they’re ok with, but if it’s me, i’d know exactly how far i can go, and it would be really fun in a non sexual way. already knowing everything is a good thing, the discovery isn’t really fun for me. i’m usually not comfortable having sex with someone until i’ve known them for at least a year. definitely not demisexual or anything, i just need to know exactly what they’d want me to do.