See the problem was that Trump was supposed to be the facing the door. We were supposed to roundly reject him. But these paint chip munching goblins are just accepting all the outrageous propositions that are supposed to be the door slam. They’ve been eating Sherwin-Williams cookies so long that they’ll do whatever daddy suggests, because at least it’s not the status quo

Well I’m in a jigsaw saw trap type of situation here, but usually I’m pretty bored on Friday nights so at least it’s not the status quo. All things considered not so bad!

Honestly, very British of us