• Bureaucrat [pup/pup's, null/void]@hexbear.net
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    1 month ago

    Grabbing the lathe and envisioning a post credits scene where a digitally de-aged Russel Crowe meets the new generation of Gladiator main character and looks directly into the camera and says “Are you not entertained?” then a rolling drum beat before it goes to black.

    • ManFreakBeast [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Nah that’s lame. There should be a scene where the Gladiator (whoever they fuck he is this movie) dies but gets resurrected by Mars and given a glowing death sword and told he needs to kill the 10 greatest Gladiators of all time, every one has a theme, like there’s a poison dart one and one who… idk he throws giant axes or some shit, and he has to come up with a clever way to beat each one.