Your toilet paper privileges have been REVOKED!
If you’re good, he’ll throw you some paper towels to wipe your ass.
Hey maybe this time he won’t get a significant portion of the United States killed and have to suggest sticking an UV light bulb up their asses while drinking bleach.
I’m setting my bar really fucking low these next four years. If he does actually get under it, well people won’t be worrying about inflation that’s for sure.
Nah, bird flu is already making news with humans getting sick in Canada and the Midwest US. But now, instead of just under a year to fuck up shit, he will have years.
Considering we have more than one looming pandemic, I wouldn’t hold my breath.
Sadly, enough of you guys shouted „Yes daddy!“ instead. Many fucking thanks for that.
A country founded in slavery calling itself “great” is a joke
They meant great for certain people.
The richest people are bringing back slavery in the form of underpaid workers. Except this time the workers don’t have enough for shelter and barely enough for food.
It’s not only are the workers underpaid, they are also over taxed. That tax money is going to back to the richest people in the form of government contracts. Also the richest people don’t pay taxes.
Jesus christ, this triggered some childhood memory… Asian Parents, Tiger Mom… you know what I mean…
Please don’t use child abuse as a meme format.
TIL about Tiger parents, Helicopter parents & Snowplow parents the trifecta from hell.
I already knew Tiger parents and hope your memory of it fades away as quickly as it appeared.
