Only if I get to choose what private property it smashes.

I am a giant to you, owl. Watch your property.

Yes

This is one of the more normal dirt owl posts.

Real question is, who you playing as?

It’s more of an “I cast meteor shower” fantasy but the spirit is the same

Yes and yes

I’d prefer to be a phantom. Visiting billionaires and the ruling class in their sleep. Reaching into their chests to grasp their hearts, squeezing until the heart is mush.

That’s fear. That’s something they can’t hide from or use force against.

All the fucking time. I just want to be huge and go fucking apeshit.

i would rather be in command of a bunch of robots/nanobot swarms while ensconced safely inside of a Cool Mecha, but basically the same thing in principle

Nah. I just want to be a cat.

Is this not a common thing?

Because I’ve wanted to do this for, like, ever

Everyday I wake up and have to live with the fact I’m a not an abhorrent grotesque leviathan with the capability to destroy the world. Shit sucks so much.

You’re bigger than something. Go stomp around the nearest city

I’m more of a Reality Warper, but it definitely manifests this energy sometimes.

Literally every single day