Let’s shake things up, shall we, spirits?
You see a nothing at a gallows, being prepared to face public execution–presumably for some crime. All of a sudden, fourteen underscores appear in the air, magically floating above the gallows. As if by instinct, you realise you must guess the letters of a phrase, to save that nothing from slowly turning into a man to be killed. Luckily, you’re a spirit, with other spirits about–conveniently capable of speaking a single letter at a time, and assembling many letters in unison. You can prevent this nothing from turning into a very executable man.
Importantly, for some reason, you also know that spaces are not recognised as letters. That the fourteen-letter phrase could be multiple words. This mysterious voice in your head may also be playing tricks. Who can say for sure…
You don’t understand how a nothing can turn into a man, or how a trial can be held for a nothing, or even how any of this amounts to any real-world logic whatsoever. However, you do recognise an opportunity–an opportunity to do something good. Probably.
With this in mind, what do you guess?
The nothing used to be a man–Gregory McFarlane was the name. If you save Greg, you get to know his crime (by writing history, if stuff wasn’t nonsensical enough already). However, if you fail, your day will be brighened up by having to create his headstone. Oh, and his middle name, too. He won’t be alive to care what it is.
Greg looked like this, before becoming nothing:
O
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Six strikes, you realise. A letter bank below. Letters only–no spaces, numbers, specials or the like. You feel the possibility of a hint after three strikes. You also sense you can guess the entire phrase at once, if you’re daring. A response is only heard after saying “Goodbye”. Good luck, spirits.
STRIKES: 5/6
BAD LETTERS: A H I N X
HINT: Music
THE [Imaginary] GALLOWS, AND GREG BEING ASSEMBLED, DESPITE ALL LAWS OF PHYSICS:
O
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S
Goodbye
There is an S! On a roll, now.
E
Greg has no need to fear the Reaper today! I’d wager the solution is…
BLUE ÖYSTER CULT
e: If this correct, I think OP accidentally a letter.
Goodbye!
So confused but I think I got it… Was the “blue oyster cult” all underscores at first that slowly filled in as they edited the post title?
My sleep schedule is ravaged, and you’ve saved Greg.
X
Goodbye
…Where? No X.
A
Goodbye
No A! That’s strike one.
oof
O
Goodbye
One O!
I
Goodbye
Afraid there’s no I. Strike three, hint provided (as promised).
R
Goodbye–wait. Didn’t you initiate a thread already? Well, this post’s getting dusty, so I’ll allow it. Lemmy is small and all. One R!
I am possessed by a devotion to justice. Besides, I didn’t read no law against it.
E
Goodbye. By the way, an answer requires a “Goodbye”, just like normal. There is an E!
T
Goodbye?
Not one, but two Ts!
that was a good buy
U
Goodbye
Two! I think the answer is obvious now.
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H
Goodbye
Nuh uh
N
Goodbye
N for NOOOOOOOOOPE please try again
Can it go on the Bad Letters list? I keep hoping in vain.
So true bestie I’m ill and got high asf last night
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