AND THEY DIDN'T STOP EATING

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 2 months ago

Mandy@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Can’t snack on the tomb cheese.
Can’t slurp the sarcophagus juice.
Can’t eat ancient worms.
What is there to live for.

trolololol@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

In pre-slavic society, you don’t eat worm. Worm eats you, then commands you to reproduce so worm has more you to eat.

y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 months ago

There are those packing peanuts made from corn starch.

If I remember correctly, the industry term for packing peanuts is “void filler” so, fill that void!

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 2 months ago

Just met the girl

Smokeydope@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

At least we will have mummy jerky… For now.

net00@lemm.ee · 2 months ago

I know about the sarcophagus juice, but what the heck is the tomb cheese? lol

Mandy@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 2 months ago