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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netBanned from community to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 6 months ago

Penguin rule

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Penguin rule

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netBanned from community to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 6 months ago
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  • remotelove@lemmy.caM
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    My translator shows “enterprise”, not “business”.

    While the words technically have the same meaning in this case, enterprise goose has a bit more pizazz!

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      That makes me imagine penguins writing Java code.

      • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee
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        I just hear buzzwords “kubernetes! Scalable! Docker! AI performance! Latency! Enterprise! Reliable! DATABASE! MangoDB MariaDB! SQLite!

        • SkaveRat
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          MongooseDB

        • remotelove@lemmy.caM
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          Blockchain!

  • NickwithaC@lemmy.world
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    What did China call them before the invention of the 3 piece suit?

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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      They didn’t. 3 piece suits are older than penguins, because penguins are a type of bird, and birds were invented by the US government as surveillance drones.

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        So those “bones” in roasted duck i get from my local Chinese place were microchips all along? Bastards!

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          Mainly their antennae, occasionally they’re solid state storage drives

  • mayhair
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    Decided to research the etymology further and found this article: No, the Chinese word for “penguin” does not really mean “business goose”, but what do you think?

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    鵝 -> 我鳥 (me bird)

  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    Goose is like Duck but the pro version

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      I thought that would be a swan?

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