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    • Belly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      21 days ago

      Has catcalling ever worked on anyone except Lauren Bobart? Maybe I’m just on the ace spectrum, but like be serious.

      “How’d you meet your wife, Bob?”

      “Well I was driving down the street when I started shouted sexual profanities at her. She smiled back at me, gave me her number, and asked if I wanted to have sex in the back of my car right then and there! Been together 20 years now.”