This is like the 3 time I’ve shit myself on accident this year, every time it happens I go to fart and push a little too hard and soil myself. 
now it has me worried I’m dying.
This is like the 3 time I’ve shit myself on accident this year, every time it happens I go to fart and push a little too hard and soil myself. now it has me worried I’m dying.
2 sounds like a lot still and 30 sounds young too
I mean I hope I’m not shitting my pants multiple times a year until at least my 60s