This is like the 3 time I’ve shit myself on accident this year, every time it happens I go to fart and push a little too hard and soil myself. negative failure now it has me worried I’m dying.

      • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        23 days ago

        Oh definitely, that amount of coffee will deliver you the shits.

        Try to cut down. Again if you have the means to see a doctor about it I would just to get advice to handle coffee withdrawals once you cut down.

        I would say start by cutting down to 4 standard cups a day because that at least gets you below the unhealthy limit.

        -signed, a caffeine addict