I know, maybe instead of a PR blitz they could spend that money on properly serving their customers!

Unnecessary middleman responsible for human suffering promises to produce the same amount of suffering while having a concerned look on his face.

I feel their pain with every CEO shot. Thoughts and prayers.

The idea that Witty, who earned $23.5 million last year alone and is a Brit literally knighted by the UK, would “understand” the struggle of any ordinary person is of course laughable.

Fuck

Once they are killing you in the streets and everyone is cheering, it is too late for striking a transparently false empathetic tone.

It’s typical CEO speak to write entire articles for the New York Times that say essentially nothing, promise nothing, and only give meaningless platitudes.

It isn’t unique to just CEOs, all the C-levels do this shit. I once had a Chief Manufacturing Officer mention “creating Value” four times in one paragraph, which was pointless.

I mean, they don’t feel it. Yet…

Lmao I don’t fucking believe that for a second. Get fucked, insurers.

Fuck you. Pay me.

“I don’t believe you…”

—Ron Burgundy

Now they feel our pain.

The kinder tone is just so it blows over. Then it remains the same, or at best crumbs are given for a while, to get worse again.

This is HORRIBLE! Why couldn’t we just have Peaceful Protests that these SAINTS could Ignore?