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minus-squareTattorack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 年前Earth has been around for 4.5 billion years. For 4.3 billion years life has existed. That is, at minimum, 4 billion years of animal farts we’re breathing in with every… Single… Breath…
minus-squareAnyOldName3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 年前I don’t think bacterial excretions count as farts, so it’s probably more like 800 million years worth of farts as that’s when animals started existing.
minus-squarejollinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 年前We’re all star farts. I guess it’s a matter of who cMe first, the chicken or the fart.
minus-squareBastingChemina@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 年前The water you are drinking has been through his penis (and asshole)
minus-squareBeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 年前You’re just trying to turn me on at this point.
The air you’re breathing has also been inside this person.
Earth has been around for 4.5 billion years. For 4.3 billion years life has existed.
That is, at minimum, 4 billion years of animal farts we’re breathing in with every… Single… Breath…
I don’t think bacterial excretions count as farts, so it’s probably more like 800 million years worth of farts as that’s when animals started existing.
We’re all star farts. I guess it’s a matter of who cMe first, the chicken or the fart.
Joke’s on you, I don’t breathe.
The water you are drinking has been through his penis (and asshole)
You’re just trying to turn me on at this point.