Everyone knows police can’t read

Every day, I’m reminded why I subscribed to this community

The book title: “How to Serve Man”

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Hey it’s my mom!

And just like that, his horoscope came true.

You act like you’ve never seen a pig read before?

Thank you, Captain Obvious Marvel.

Indeed.

At long last, a cultured swine has been discovered.

When I see “oink” like that I can only think of this: https://youtu.be/KEo0wnKoixo

You should probably just rescind rule 3 at this point