• Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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    1 day ago

    "unfortunately the AI that trump tower uses to match paint swatches to skin color has determined you may not attend our wedding. Please enclose a 250 dollar money order for the bride and groom to use for their honeymoon in Moscow.

    … ICE has been alerted to your location

    Love and peace

    Kevin and Marsha"