• IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    Riker: … I’d like to solve the puzzle …

    THERE ARE FOAM LIGHTS

    Cardassian Sajak: … That’s correct! … You’ve won a trip for two to Risa!

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      Are you sure Riker wouldn’t say “there are fuck lights” ? Then wink.

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        This is why I would have never won anything on Wheel of Fortune … because I was grasping for an answer and couldn’t find one that made sense … yours is much better.

        Cardassian Sajak would have had me executed and given you the prize … nice one!

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      I wouldn’t even think twice if I heard the name Gul Sajak. That just sounds Cardassian.