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    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      24 days ago

      cocaine bear is the kind of fella that would break into your jeep for the peanutbutter, find you r stash of weed, then wind up robbing a 7/11 for the slushies.

      Cocaine Owl is the kind of fellow that tries take over the world because some idiot didn’t have the coffee ready. Quite probably a Sawhet. Probably flanked by Great Greys and daring you to make a short joke.

      (Fun fact: napoleon wasn’t actually short, he was just always surrounded by his giant body guards built like greek gods.)